Hope is a moment now long past

[Hope is a moment now long past]

Anonymous asked:

How do you suck dick, i want to suck this boys dick

taco-bell-rey answered:

you gotta embrace the dick

you gotta sniff the dick

you gotta lick the dick

you gotta date the dick

you gotta BE THE DICK

[milkandsocks]

I am so happy this exist

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[californiiaqueen]

I have so many tan lines it’s stupid.

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[theinturnetexplorer]

Pokemon Mashups

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April Fools Coming Up!

[candyredterezii]

Don’t be squidward.

Remember what happened

Don’t do something that will hurt someone physically and emotionally

Remember

Nobody wants to be a Squidward

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[unclefather]

MY POOP IS COMING

[retiredprince]

i am both the distressed child and relaxing horse 

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[meurte]

when the fuck on earth will someone love me like i love them

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[showmetheabs]

Brooke Wells

[saepefidelis]

I fucking miss that feeling. Heart pounding. Can’t breath. Everything hurts but you killed it. That first sip of water when you sit down. You feel it quench your dry mouth and the ice cold nectar of the gods refresh all your cells and your aching lungs… I want to feel that again

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[theinturnetexplorer]

Dude turns little bunny toy into a battle hardened warrior.

[nerd-marine]

Tbh this pretty much sums up the last 8 yrs of my life.

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[sgtgrunt0331]

Navy SEALs conducting cold weather ops

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[ask-the-fallen-angel-icarus]

When your crocodile knows its name🙂 #crocodile #alligator

[speciesofleastconcern]

Think that’s an alligator, and it’s VERY cute

[tailsandkabuki]

I’M??? IN LOVE???

[bubbalicious28]

Holy frick n frack that girl can move

[saepefidelis]

They can run at ridiculous speeds in a straight line. Make frequent 90° turns to evade them if you’re being chased.